sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
I went to the thrift store today and
what the actual fuck
ok but let’s not lose track of the real gem here
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
bring back sam and dean pretending to be plumbers or firemen or park rangers or getting themselves checked into a physiatric hospital or sent to jail to solve a case
say no to the same old fbi suits and badges every episode
You’ve been terribly rude, Miss Lounds. What’s to be done about that?
we do all the things
they say we can’t do
to battle we go: [ softywolf vs turnpikedarling ]
I SENT ORLANDO A FANMAIL SAYING “orlando, tell the truth: do you write sleepy hollow fanfiction? because you should.”
THIS IS THE RESPONSE I JUST GOT
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, SLEEPY HOLLOW FANDOM
GO FORTH AND FIND TROLLANDO
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
Oh good lord
It’s probably Ichabbie crack!fic.
i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
Really this is brilliant. So brilliant.
This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out.
I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear
Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.
I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”
This is your reminder that if your grades aren’t too good this year, it does NOT mean you won’t do better next year. Seriously. Don’t let your grades today define how hard you try next year!!